The Billionaire Woke Up In My Bed

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The Billionaire Woke Up In My Bed

The male lead from that tragic romance somehow transmigrated into my bed. Looking at his absurdly firm eight-pack, all my words collapsed into one—Mom loves you.

"If you dare drink that, I will bury your entire clan with you!"

He barely finished speaking when I lifted the goblet of poisoned wine and drank it in one swallow.

No wonder it was from the Golden Herb Institute—one cup and you’re done. Medicine works, life ends, no exceptions.

Nathan charged over and caught me in his arms. My blood painted his shirt; we both looked like a disastrous mess.

Nathan Blake was holding my hand so hard it actually hurt. His voice trembled. "You… how dare you…"

I forced a smile. "I knew you wouldn’t hurt an innocent."

I wanted to say more, but a thousand words got stuck in my throat and turned into one line: "Sorry for getting your shirt dirty."

I felt life slipping out of me bit by bit until I couldn’t even lift an eyelid.

Water dripped on my forehead—warm, like his embrace.

… "Finally finished."

I kicked my legs straight and stretched.

This was the first chapter I’d serialized on QuillNet—an over-the-top, melodramatic trunk of a story where the leads had national hatred and family vendettas between them, plus a horde of mindless plot devices. It was juicy and trashy. I ended it by having the heroine drink a poisoned cup and die—which, frankly, was the perfect heartbreaking finish for that kind of tragic romance.

Satisfied, I closed my laptop and pried open a twenty-one-year-old Coca-Cola. Pure bliss, folks.

1
I woke up.

Single for years has its perks: you notice the small things. Today my little room—under 300 square feet—felt different.

I quietly peeled back the covers. There was a man under them—long dark hair, a strong nose… okay, clearly not awake yet.

I wiped my mouth and pulled the covers back over him.

Before I could close my eyes, the handsome guy suddenly sprang up and clamped his hand around my neck. "Who are you… Hazel?"

Me: "Jumping right to kissing isn’t exactly proper, is it?"

He cupped my face and, from excitement, squeezed like he was handling a giant walnut.

Me: "Big brother, stop squeezing, she’s the original model."

He blinked like waking from a dream, then hugged me tight and said hoarsely, "Hazel, it’s really you! You’re alive!"

Hazel… Hazel Bennett?

Isn’t that the heroine’s name from my book?

Police, please!

Someone who read my web novel had cosplay-delusion and broke into my life.

His iron arm tightened until I almost vomited last night’s takeout.

"Finally found you, Hazel."

I tested him. "Big brother, who are you?"

He clutched my shoulder. "I’m Nathan Blake. Hazel, don’t you recognize me?"

I frowned. "You’re hurting me."

He immediately let go. I snatched my phone off the nightstand, planning to call the police the second I could.

"Nathan, you have the wrong person. I’m not Hazel…"

He looked hurt, then began taking off his clothes. My phone hit the floor with a smack.

Wait—talk first, undress later. I’ve filleted fish for SunMart for ten years; I thought my heart had gone cold as a blade. Then I saw his chest and lost my head.

He had broad shoulders and a scar across his chest. He guided my hand to touch it. "You stabbed me with a dagger, Hazel. My body and my heart—you wounded them."

This old-school melodrama hit full force. Even with no years of internet-novel experience, I could feel how fake it sounded.

Still, I wavered.

I picked at the scar. It was real and looked aged.

If it were fake, he’d have to be clairvoyant and willing to hurt himself.

I studied the half-naked pretty man seriously. He matched my description perfectly.

Nathan asked, "Well? Recognize me now?"

Me: "Not quite. Unless I get a better look at your six-pack."

Nathan: "…"

2
Ten minutes later, I finally pried this sticky guy off of me.

Nathan sulked, clutching his sword and sitting cross-legged on my bed while he took in the room.

I kindly poured him a glass of water.

Nathan said, "I desire Spring Breeze Tea steeped with morning dew."

Oh, the spoiled prince. I detoured with the glass and drank it all myself.

Nathan actually smiled. The gray little room lit up.

I considered how to explain: he and Hazel were paper people I invented, and I’d just poisoned Hazel on a propitious plot day—left him to spend the rest of his life in remorse. With his temperament, if he ever learned the truth, he might stab me first and make the headlines.

I swallowed hard at the thought.

Nathan suddenly said, "I understand now—you aren’t Hazel."

Me: "?"

Nathan: "You’re Hazel’s reincarnation, right?"

I grabbed onto a safe lie. "Maybe. Possibly. Like eighty percent chance."

He half-kneel in front of me, took my hand dramatically. "This time, I won’t let you go."

I forced a laugh. "Oh please. Reincarnation or not, how can Hazel be the same as me?"

Nathan: "I will make you remember."

Then Nathan, with full dramatic feeling, started reciting my book beat by beat, trying to awaken love for him inside me… but his version had the editing skill of a mediocre screenwriter. Except for names and the title, the rest wasn’t identical—it was outright unrelated.

He skipped the national vendettas, the betrayals, then added a manufactured happy ending.

When he finished, he even tacked on an extra: he’d begged at the Buddha’s shrine for thousands of years and, to his surprise, the Buddha answered and delivered him to my door.

I was quiet for a while. "Which deity is that good? Next time ask them for me—a sudden fortune overnight would be great."

Nathan said helplessly, "Hazel, that’s not—"

Not the point. If he wandered outside like this, he’d end up in a psychiatric ward at best, or in prison at worst.

3
For everyone’s safety, I had to let Nathan stay temporarily.

At dinner time, I stared at the wilting greens in the fridge while Nathan lounged on the couch watching me.

He asked, "Did you cook?"

Me: "I ordered it."

I marveled at modern tech while opening my food app. When I saw that delivery from the closest kebab place charged three bucks within a 500-meter radius, I changed my mind. "I’ll go buy it myself."

Nathan grabbed his sword to follow. I waved him off. "It’s just downstairs, no need for the prince."

In slippers, I ran downstairs, passing a dim alley.

There was someone crouched at the mouth of the alley. She saw me and rose—no, floated up—toward me.

After years of single-life survival training, I screamed loudly, then bolted.

She still chased me. My shoulder went heavy, and I fell hard—faceplant. My knees screamed on the concrete.

She climbed onto my waist, peeled up my pajama pants, and leaned toward my bleeding knee like she planned to bite it.

I flailed: "Miss! Miss! I eat junk food, keep terrible hours, I’m into secondhand smoke, and in my last life I was poisoned—my blood’s full of toxins. If you eat me, you’ll get sick."

She licked my knee. "So sweet."

Me: "…"

Me: "Thanks for the compliment."

4
It felt like being paralyzed by a nightmare—my limbs heavy, voice gone.

I prayed silently to every god I could name: Avalokiteśvara, Jesus, God—finally thinking of Nathan, begging he’d fall from the sky like the book hero in a rescue scene. Even if I’m not the real heroine, a little bonded-parent-child fate would be nice!!!

A flash in the dark. Nathan’s sword severed her head. The head rolled and stopped right in front of me. We stared at each other.

Feeling came back slowly. I scrambled behind Nathan.

The body was still groping around the ground, hand searching.

Nathan, a male lead from classical historical romance, had never seen anything like this. He wore the "if I look fierce enough, no one will see I’m terrified" face and stood with sword raised.

I couldn’t help gripping his shaking arm from behind. "Your sword is vibrating so hard it’s making ghosts, bro."

"Stop!"

A shout came from the alley’s end. A man was shining his phone like a flashlight, walking toward us.

He picked up the head with a plop and snapped it back onto her neck.

Me: "That’s allowed?"

The man with glasses looked very prim. He glanced at Nathan, then at the small monster beside him, and then at me. Nathan stepped to the side to shield me.

He said, "Miss, sorry to intrude—are you QuillNet author Claire Bennett?"

I poked my head from behind Nathan. "How did you know?"

He glanced at Nathan, then at the little monster beside him. "Can we speak privately for a moment?"

5
We made it to the kebab stand. Only after Nathan checked that the area was safe did he reluctantly go to the pharmacy with me. I sat at a shared table eating skewers, clutching Nathan’s sword while the glasses guy and the little monster drank cola.

The man in glasses adjusted his frames, deadpan. "I’m one of the site’s developers. I noticed a tiny bug in our system…"

Me: "Everything’s come to life and you call that a tiny bug?"

He said, "Claire, have you heard of quick-transmigration worlds?"

Me: "Quick-transmigration?"

"Yes. Besides our reality, there are many other worlds—just like the ones in quick-transmigration fiction. They’re frameworks commonly used in fantasy, romance, cultivation genres. It turns out our site’s authors—without knowing—help build these alternate-world frameworks.

After a story finishes, that world can actually form, and its characters gain consciousness and begin to live and reproduce."

I shook my head. "Technology hasn’t reached the point of building new worlds, right?"

The glasses guy smiled knowingly. "Not because of our tech alone. But what if higher civilizations exist? Our world was created by ‘them’ too. Our job has been to help ‘them’ build each alternate world’s framework. ‘They’ supply the flesh and blood until a brand-new world is complete."

Me: "How do you know this?"

He leaned back in the plastic chair, crossed his legs, all smug. "I’m the system administrator they hired—tasked with finding and fixing bugs. Only a select few of us get that honor. You can see my pride is overflowing."

"Wow, you’re amazing." I said sarcastically.

I clapped for him perfunctorily. "So what now?"

Miles touched Milo’s head. "As you can see, the world I built is glitching. You’d better leave Nathan with me. Once I fix the system, we can send them back together."

I glanced at Milo. I didn’t like this loud, conspiratorial approach. "Are you sure she can hear this?"

Miles: "Relax. She’s very obedient."

He looked like he was showing off something he’d created—which, technically, he was.

When Nathan came back after buying the medicine, Miles grabbed Milo and stood. "Come with us."

Nathan cracked his knuckles with a loud pop. Miles immediately backpedaled. "I take that back."

Then he bolted. Milo flashed a creepy grin at me and winked—then vanished.

By the time I caught up, I slammed my hand on the table and yelled, "Wasn’t it your turn to pay?!"

A faint scream drifted behind me. I shot up to look in the direction Miles had run off—too fast—and smacked my hip on the table corner. Pain shot through me.

"Nathan, I think I heard someone scream back there…"

"Do you still have the headspace to care about others?" he snapped.

Nathan was half-kneeling in front of me, holding my ankle. He rolled my pajama cuff up and cleaned the wound. Worry and tenderness softened his features—his sudden, unguarded hands made him shockingly handsome.

He finished dressing the cut and let out a possessive, CEO-like snort: "Hmph."

That grunt dragged my maternal instincts back from the brink.

On the walk home I limped; he didn’t help me. He walked fast, not slowing an inch.

I called after him, "Nathan!"

He stopped and turned. "Didn’t I tell you I wouldn’t follow you?"

I knew he couldn’t resist softness, so I tugged his coat like a child begging. "Walk slower. I’m scared."

He crouched and swung me onto his back like it was nothing. I was easily hoisted up.

"Claire," Nathan said, "your heart is racing."

I propped myself up with a hand on my chest—my heart pounding like it was doing a solo set for maternal anxiety and accidental physical contact with an attractive man.

"I know about the bridge effect," I babbled. "Psychologists say—"

He listened to my rambling quietly. Each step was steady. His ponytail brushed my face. His broad back was warm.

For the first time I realized that warmth could be real—just like him.

I woke up to Nathan’s profile in the morning sunlight, dazzling like a star.

As the runaway head of a convent, I had little self-control. Seeing such a pretty "little cabbage"—he looked at me like a treat.

He reached out, brushed my messy bangs aside, and kissed my forehead.

My chest fluttered and every little deer inside my heart lined up to injure themselves.

Nathan nuzzled my head and murmured, "Claire."

Those two syllables were a bucket of cold water, waking me up.

I was the body double.

Other people who become doubles get good food, comfortable housing, a car, paid vacations—basically VIP treatment.

Me? I’m a full-time unpaid parent, catering to the little master for all his needs.

He had tried, in his own way, to be domestic. A few days ago he worked hard in the kitchen to make me a "loving" dinner.

I looked at the dish—dull color, questionable smell. "What is this?"

"Potatoes," Nathan said.

I hoped for the best. No matter how you cooked potatoes, they couldn’t be that bad, right?

What followed can be summed up with a simple Q&A.

Q: How badly can cooking go?
A: Thanks for asking—ICU-bound.

From then on, the kitchen was a no-go zone for Nathan.

His only current talent was using his looks to freeload two tea eggs from Mrs. Thompson at the porridge shop downstairs.

I sipped my bowl of porridge, pale as the dish itself, and said, "Oh, by the way, I’m going out this afternoon."

Nathan: "I’ll go with you."

"No, you don’t need to."

He interrogated me: "With whom? Where? How long?"

"Just a classmate reunion. Old classmates having dinner together."

"Can’t you bring family?"

I studied Nathan—ponytail, meticulous speech—and he looked seriously ill with whatever this was.

"No."

To avoid standing out like a lonely beacon, I caved and brought Nathan along.

We got out in front of the grand estate.

Having never seen so much wealth, I blurted, "Whoa—"

Nathan, who’d once owned several mansions, smirked. "Is that all?"

My good friend Sophie came running over and grabbed me. "Finally! You’ve been gone so long up in your cloud of rich people, it’s giving me altitude sickness. But your shabby vibe? I like it."

"Thanks, that stings," I said.

Sophie elbowed me and asked low, "Who’s the handsome guy with you?"

Nathan started, "I—"

I stepped on his foot. He hurriedly corrected himself, "I’m…her boyfriend."

Sophie squealed and started patting my shoulder like she was a Tasmanian whirlwind, almost making me gag from the enthusiasm. "He’s so handsome! Where did you find him?"

"Online…"

"Online dating? You again…" Sophie began, but I switched subjects. "Why this place? Must’ve cost a fortune."

Sophie raised an eyebrow. "If she wants to show off, fine. She’s not spending our money. Why not?"

I handed Nathan to Sophie for safekeeping and slipped off to the restroom.

Even the hallway was foreign—two lanes wide. The toilet seat automatically played Bach when you sat down. I left the bathroom and bumped into someone.

He was handsome in a disheveled way, with sharp features and a face that looked a little more world-weary than before. Gold-rimmed glasses perched on his nose. When he saw me he crooked his mouth, a cigarette half in it, half-broken. Ash drifted down in little specks.

Years ago I would’ve been all over that roguish vibe. Now, all I wanted to do was slap him for blowing secondhand smoke at me.

His name was Ethan Cross. In high school he’d apparently fallen for the homecoming queen at first sight and asked around for her number. Whatever negotiation went down, he ended up with my number instead—someone with the same name as the homecoming queen.

Think about it: someone like Ethan, with that look? He’d never like plain old me. But I was deep in Mary Sue fantasies back then and never questioned it. We plunged into a dramatic online romance—sharing daily minutiae, swapping goodnights like devout worshipers.

"Goodnight, Claire."

Those four words had once sent me twisting with excitement under my blanket.

Ethan went to a private school across the street from mine, but our school was strict. Except for monthly breaks, we were basically locked in. Back then that rule—oppressive as it was—protected my love life. The principal thought he was doing me a favor.

He texted a question mark; I counted the days. May coincided with "520"—a romantic date. He promised me a surprise.

But his "surprise" turned into a nightmare.

"520."

That day Ethan strolled up with a bouquet and said, "Excuse me, make way."

He handed the flowers to the other Claire—the actual homecoming queen. She took them, blushing and confused.

I cracked.

In a bathroom stall I sobbed so hard snot bubbled out my nose. "I was ready to take the flowers! Waaaah—"

Sophie tried to comfort me. "It’s just flowers. One day they’ll be on your grave, too," she said, trying to be funny.

My meltdown echoed down the hallway and became premium gossip fodder.

Rather than wait to be abandoned, I decided to abandon first. Bruised ego and all, I deleted every contact for Ethan.

The blow left me with PTSD around the name "Claire."

My dad insisted my name was chosen by a fortune-teller and changing it would ruin my luck, but I tinkered—changing the second character slightly so it looked similar. Then I immediately told Sophie.

Sophie: "Claire Bennett?"
Me: "Uh!"
Sophie: "TV?"
Me: "Darn!"

Knowing Sophie’s mouth, I ran like my life depended on it.

Ethan grabbed me with that slimy, serial-playboy sound. "Hey—it’s been years—are you still avoiding me?"

"No, man. You got the wrong idea."

Then the real Claire—the homecoming queen—popped up and called out his name in a shrill, cutting tone. Every head turned.

Nathan lifted his head from a massive slice of strawberry cake. If he’d been carrying a sword he would’ve committed a felony right then.

Ethan squinted at Nathan, sizing him up. "Is that—your hired thug?"

I: "…"

Nathan grabbed my other arm possessively. "I’m her boyfriend."

I helpfully warned Ethan, "He’s got a serious violent streak."

Ethan looked at me with faux sympathy. "I see. You haven’t been well."

"What do you see? You see what? He doesn’t—"

Ethan pressed a finger to my lips. "Don’t be afraid. If you need help, I’ll help."

Nathan snarled, "Let go!"

I was sandwiched between two lead-male archetypes—the historical tyrant prince and the present-day ruthless CEO.

The prince-king hissed, "I told you to let go."

Contemporary CEO Ethan sneered, "You expect me to let go? Whose territory do you think this is?"

The glamorous homecoming queen, Claire, snapped, "Hah, Claire, it’s you again!"

I, the mistaken extra: "Sis, your man made the first move!"

"Is that your boyfriend?"

Claire looked Nathan up and down. "He kind of looks like Ethan, but in a way where the vibe is just…not even close."

My son—er, boy—was being judged!

Before Nathan could react I stomped, "When did you go blind? My man can write and rule nations and do battle on horseback. What has your guy done besides live off his parents?"

Nathan yanked me toward him hard. "Hear that? This is my woman. Get your filthy hands off!"

Ethan got fired up too. "Why should I let go first? You let go first."

I, caught between two possessive men, was struggling on multiple fronts—grabbing at Hazel’s hairpiece while trying to stop the CEOs from hurting my body. "Stop! I’m a person, not a rope!"

Maybe my scream was too pitiful. They both released at once. The sudden let-go threw me off balance; my body pitched forward and I ended up crashing mouth-first into Hazel as she lunged up to grab my collar.

If I had to sum up the next few seconds in four words, they’d be: orange-faced, orange-spirited, orange-out-of-control, and stuck-orange… I smashed my lips right into Hazel’s.

Silence.

Me: "…"
Hazel: "…"
Nathan: "…"
Ethan: "…"

Sophie, who’d been watching the trainwreck, piped up, "I don’t get it, but I’m utterly stunned."

Nathan stepped over, scooped me up under the arms like a kid, and hoisted me up. "Get up—it’s cold on the ground."

No sooner had he said that than I sneezed so hard my temples went thump-thump with pain.

He shrugged his coat over me, long sleeves tied in front, scolding, "See?"

Hazel got to her feet and stomped on Ethan’s foot hard. "Look at her!"

On the walk home, drunk and fuzzy-headed, my steps unsteady, Nathan just looped an arm around me. "Are you happy?"

"I went to school with Hazel for three years. She’s smart, beautiful, from a well-off family—someone the universe keeps handing advantages to," I leaned into his shoulder and poked my nose. "And me? I’m the one always begging the universe for scraps."

Nathan frowned and mussed my bangs.

"But she envied me today," I went on. "Being envied by her felt so, so, so, so amazing!"

I hopped out of his arms and stood on a planter, dramatic. "Winning with a man—pathetic of me, really… People like me, ordinary and talentless, could work forever and never get what she gets with a flick of her finger. Still, even being envied by her once—that’s something."

Nathan shook his head. "You’re not ordinary. You’re the sparkling Hazel Bennett. You’re the one and only Hazel."

Me: "Only you would think that."

Nathan: "One of me is enough."

Right—of course he centered everything on me. People like him make themselves indispensable.

I couldn’t tell if it was the booze or a real flutter in my chest, so I hooked a hand around his neck and kissed him.

Nathan froze for a beat, then pressed his palm to the back of my head and took the lead—hot breath, frantic, clashing mouths.

When we broke apart, gasping, we smiled at each other and folded back into a tight embrace.

My gaze slid over his shoulder and landed on a face identical to mine not far away. Hazel’s smile was faint, the night wind pinching the corners of her mouth cold.

Hazel walked over, hesitating. "Prince?"

Nathan went blank. "You’re… you’re… Q—Hazel?"

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